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THE OLSENBANDEN AND THE GOLD TAX

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Dedicated to Jean-Paul Sartre
after countless calls

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Valborg has had to work.
It hasn't been that easy.

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VAT on both this and that.

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-And we don't get credit.
- It's a liquidity crisis.

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So I've had to take it upon myself
the domestic.

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I cities and stand in.
Cooking and...

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- Dog food.
-Not now again, Basse.

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I thought it was someone
who said something about a pilsner.

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Three pilsners with mist on.

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Now you will hear.
We have a plan, a really good plan.

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It is timed and ready
down to the smallest detail. I have this one.

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Go ahead.
We came up with it ourselves.

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I was the one who came up with it
that thing with the bulldozer.

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Go in and do your homework, you.

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-The adults are talking, here.
-Stick, now.

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-You guys are so shitty.
-So, so, so!

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-What is this supposed to mean?
-Now you will hear.

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The tobacco shop has a new owner.
Stone rich. He also sells porn.

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Sometimes he has
several hundred kroner in the till.

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If we start the operation
at 17.43...

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-Spare me...
- But damn, it's waterproof.

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We who had been looking forward to it so.

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What shall we do, then?

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How about becoming a millionaire?

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-Yes... Yes...
- We want some money too.

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- You could come along...
-And then maybe you should...

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Does that mean
that you are not interested?

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- Well, well, it's done.
-You're not interested.

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You're only thinking about five-year-olds
and pebbles. This is a great thing.

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Tobacco shop.
You can keep your snus.

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Ego, damn it.
That's not what we meant.

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- We would like to become millionaires.
-Yes, but it always goes crazy.

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- Hang up, Kjell. The ego has a plan.
-Of course.

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There you see.
What is it then, Egon?

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Quiet. Calm down, now.

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Do you see what this is?

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-A drawing of a septic tank?
-A maze from a Donald Duck?

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Nonsense. It's an old one
German fortifications. A bunker.

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Do you see this cross?
There lies a treasure.

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Millions in gold bars
and English and American money.

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-What do you say about that?
-Damn it! Are you sure?

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Bombproof.
I bought the map for two pilsners.

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Yes but, millions?
Isn't that a little too dangerous?

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No one will miss them.
They belonged to a German general-

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-who was going to South America,
but was surprised by the peace.

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It's only to pick up, if you know
where it is. And we know that.

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-Bingo! Right, Kjell?
-Shouldn't we rather...?

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-Don't you want to be a millionaire?
-Yes, but will it work?

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Anyone who gives up is a piece of shit.
It is neither dangerous nor troublesome.

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It's not even illegal.

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Everything is thought out down to the last detail
detail. We are leaving early tomorrow.

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- Traveling?
-Where then?

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- To Sørlandet.
- But Valborg then?

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-Southland?
- The bunker is on the beach there.

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Is it necessary?
I mean, all the way to Sørlandet?

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To abroad?
No, now you have to toughen up, Kjell.

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Southern land? It plays well
no matter what country it is.

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Say hello and say
that you are not allowed to travel anywhere.

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Shall I join? It doesn't work.
I don't have a garment to wear.

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Come on, Basse.

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- This moving load doesn't work.
-Valborg, is this absolutely necessary?

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Should we just travel away from it all?

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Next week you can buy new
instead of this old junk.

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The trash?
Are you into this, Kjell?

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-Egon, now you went too far.
- Now that will be enough.

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You who have never served
an honest penny.

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Here we have toiled and dragged
and paid off for years.

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Then you can travel without Kjell and me.
Come on, Bass.

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Okay, okay! Benny, we have to get
another cart.

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OSLO'S MEAT HALL

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Now it's summer, now it's sunny
now it's koshit in the pasture

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And little miss is sitting on a chair
has a full belly of cookies

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tjolittalitta tjolittalej
Come on, I'll throw cow shit at you

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Tjolittalitta tjolittalej
come, I'll throw cow poop

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- Yes, it is with a certain sadness.
-What then? Yes, yes.

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After all, there you have
stayed for a few years.

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Think that you never
will see it again.

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How long will we drive?
How far is it to Sørlandet?

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First we're going to Moss
and then by ferry to Horten.

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Then we will remember
to buy cigarettes and brandy.

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- You cannot buy anything on the ferry.
-Who decides that?

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- It's domestic.
-Still late, then?

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Now we shall be
sensible and economical.

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-Do we have any money with us at all?
-Quiet. It will be alright.

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Yes, now we're going to fool the nose
of peasant lips. Bingo!

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It's almost a pity for them.

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Yes, people with our talents
will probably be fine.

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- I would like to fill this.
- I am not allowed to sell less than five litres.

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It was boring. I have for many years
been a customer of your company.

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I have appreciated it extra
the acceleration from Optimal Plus.

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I have enjoyed the nature-friendly one
emissions and outstanding economy

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-which depends on the genius
the appointment of "Economat".

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Must I now, after all these years,
switch to a competitor?

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That would make me incredibly sad.

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-Should it be super or normal?
- Great, thanks.

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- That will be 2.90, thank you.
- I would like a receipt, please.

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-Bingo!
- It was almost too much.

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When you now think Mobile is the best.

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Who will pay now?

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Who can afford it

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We have no money, money

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That's the end of it

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-Damn it, now we're there!
-Huh? Where then?

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In Sørlandet. There is the tunnel.

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We're just going through,
and then we are there.

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-Where are we?
-Soon in Sørlandet.

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Where is Sørlandet actually?
We have been driving for a hundred years.

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-Doesn't anyone have a map?
-Basse, don't you have an atlas?

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Now you will see. We are here.

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-Where is Oslo?
-Where.

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-And Sørlandet?
-Where.

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Isn't it anymore?

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- Is there a long way to go?
- Yes, a bit.

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Then we need more petrol.
It's just blowing a farmer's lip.

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There won't be any problems.

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-Good day.
- I would like to fill this.

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- It's supposed to be great, right?
-Huh?

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- It's supposed to be great, right?
-Yes.

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-Do you want a receipt, too?
-Receipt? Yes...

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Good day.

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When you are done filling
tank, can you fill this one too?

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-Fill it all the way.
- Yes, I will.

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SEK 30 for that spare wheel.
It was worth at least 50. Cheap.

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-Wasn't that a farmer's lip?
- Now we don't talk about it anymore.

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-Do you really think that's true?
- Yes, we are going even further.

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Now we must be there soon.

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- Now we're lost.
- No, we're going to Kløvstad.

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- Surely no one can live here.
- As long as we don't get lost.

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-Where!
-Huh?

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-Where?
-Where.

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"To the beach". Bingo.

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Now we just have to find the right bunker.

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246/312-3.

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Then it will be
gold bars and dollars for everyone.

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-Is it right by the beach?
- You are a genius, Egon!

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Come again.

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You must not go away from me.
It's so terrible here.

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- It's so quiet. And then the smell.
- It's fresh air.

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-Basse is staying with you.
- No, how shitty!

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Womankind!

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-Listen.
-What is it?

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It sounds like the subway.

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The sea!

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Ego, don't take it so hard. They can
don't have bunkers lying around forever.

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- It should be here.
- I want to go home.

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Yes, we're going home.
So we'll take the tobacco shop instead.

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- You were just tricked.
-Keep quiet.

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It is here. It should be here.
It might be around the corner.

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Okay. Come on, Kjell.

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- Shall we go home?
- No, we're going on.

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- Don't you want to get out into nature?
- I want to sit in the shade.

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-What are you doing?
- Reading.

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I wonder how dad is doing.

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Now I can't take it anymore.
This is torture.

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-Can't we take a break?
- We're going on.

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There they come.

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Come again. Now we are there.

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- Put it down.
- Poor Kjell. What has happened?

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Have you gotten sick?

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How did it go?
Have we become millionaires yet?

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The whole thing stinks.
You saw it yourself.

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It wasn't the right place.
It should be there. Continue.

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He needs to see a doctor.
He has big blisters.

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Just cut holes in them.
I have a pocket knife.

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What is it now?

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That's what I said.
The valve and cylinder head.

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I was right. I said so
that it was the valve and cylinder head.

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-What are you going to do about it?
-I? How the hell would I...?

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-Aren't you a driver?
-Yes.

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- That is your responsibility.
-Listen now...

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-Your car cannot be driven. Fix it.
-How can I...?

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- Do you refuse?
- I need some parts.

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Scrap pile! It's Kjell's fault.
He would promptly take everything with him.

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I can't find myself in this.
You are talking about my home.

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Now everything is ruined. Valborg has
no job. What will become of us?

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- It's always you, Egon.
- Is it my fault, now?

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Yes, you have such big plans,
but nothing ever comes of them.

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No, because I'm surrounded
of cheaters and amateurs!

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You have no willpower. Isn't it
one is the other.

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Blisters!

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Kjell, I think I've fallen ill.
Look how I look.

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- It doesn't look good.
- We have to call a doctor.

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Maybe it's plague.

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The human organism
can cope with starvation for several weeks.

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However, it does not make it
without water for more than three days.

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Someone is coming.
It's a crane truck.

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-Valborg... My girl...
-Yes, what is it?

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Now we will be saved.

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God, and what I look like.

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Good that you came.
We've had some bad luck.

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The valve and cylinder head have a reputation.

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Well done.

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Sorry, do you know anywhere
can we get something to eat?

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Super. Bingo!

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Nice guy.

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- Wasn't he a bit strange?
- Scattered leaping.

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Southerners are just as good as us.
They can't handle it.

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THE FOOD THE FOOD
IRON AND METAL

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Yes, just get started.
That's enough for you to do.

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Good day.

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- You have probably met Little Brother.
- Little brother? Yes, he was so friendly.

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He's not as crazy as he is
seems He doesn't make a fly for food.

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No, he doesn't.
What else can we help you with?

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We are quick travelers from Oslo.

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- Huh?
- Yes, of course.

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- We have had a small motor accident.
- It's the valve and cylinder head.

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You can see if you find anything
on the scrap heap.

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If you don't find anything, that's it
not cost you...that much.

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Thanks. That was very kind of you.

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Come out and have a look, Basse.
Now we really are in the countryside.

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-Excuse?
-Yes?

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00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:56,200
-Those iron doors over there...?
-Do you need them?

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No, I'm just interested
to know where they come from.

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We have collected them down in the German bunker.

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Bunker? Do you know if there is?
more bunkers left down there?

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Yes, unfortunately.

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There are lots of them
in the rocks down on the beach.

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- There they are.
-Bingo.

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Benny. Here.

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00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:31,000
Hell! Hell!

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Yes!

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Pull me backwards on a wheelbarrow.
It is here.

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00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:18,800
It's here! It's here!

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- I have found it!
-Bingo, damn it.

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-Can you forgive us, Egon?
-Of course. You guys are phenomenal.

229
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:30,640
- Now we get the tools.
-No, stop.

230
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:36,360
We must not do anything hastily.
We must have ice in our stomachs.

231
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:39,680
It's the chance of a lifetime.
It has to be planned.

232
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:43,840
-And timed.
-Bingo.

233
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:49,600
We know the treasure is in there
until we pick it up.

234
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:55,120
We must exercise self-restraint.
They must not suspect anything.

235
00:27:55,280 --> 00:28:00,560
We pretend like nothing. We get
make us known among people in the village.

236
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:05,320
We must not cause a stir,
so that they feel safe with us.

237
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:36,080
And then we have to raise capital.
We sell the car to the scrap dealer.

238
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:59,160
We have to stock up.
Only the most necessary.

239
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:03,360
And then we have to have somewhere to live.
Only for two or three days.

240
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:07,560
Just to be safe
we rent it for a week.

241
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:20,080
Yes, then I say welcome.

242
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:29,560
-Where is the fridge?
-There is nothing.

243
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:33,320
Now I don't understand.
Evensen in number 7 rented in Kragerø.

244
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:37,360
There were both
fridge, tv and fireplace.

245
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:40,560
We are only going to stay here for a couple of days.

246
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:45,600
- We are going to Mallorca soon.
- We will have a refrigerator there.

247
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:49,720
Of course.
We're going to be millionaires.

248
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:54,880
You don't even have to cook yourself.
You should just ask for the menu.

249
00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:00,960
-Don't be foul-mouthed.
- It's in the book.

250
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:06,360
-What are you reading?
- It is useful to know languages.

251
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:13,600
What does this mean?

252
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:18,200
-Come with me to the police.
-Hush, Bass.

253
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:23,480
A little to the left!

254
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:26,520
I said little, you idiot!

255
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:32,000
There is a difference in shaving
and to cut his head!

256
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,360
Stay!

257
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:45,920
One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine-

258
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:49,080
-ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen.

259
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,840
Phenomenal, Egon.

260
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:11,200
Move over, you idiot.

261
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:16,400
92, 93, 94, 95, 96-

262
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:20,640
-97, 98, 99, 100.

263
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:26,880
MILITARY AREA
ENTRY PROHIBITED - DANGER TO LIFE

264
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:09,560
Lookout Charlie here.
So what, Lieutenant?

265
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:15,440
-No, there is nothing to report.
-Not that, no.

266
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:18,560
Keep your eyes and ears open. Over and out.

267
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:30,720
Is something wrong?

268
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:34,200
It is dangerous to move
inside the barriers.

269
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:36,920
- Life-threatening?
-Yes.

270
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:41,600
But would you still come in
is the first road on the left.

271
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:46,520
Here is the bunker I found.
It is the original entrance.

272
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:52,280
From here, another tunnel goes
gun emplacement and ammunition bunker.

273
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:55,880
Inside is the command bunker,
where the treasure is.

274
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:59,360
It is under military territory
which is well guarded.

275
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:03,880
So the only entrance to
the facility, and the treasure, are here.

276
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:15,600
Now we'll see... The entrance to the bunker
is thus up there.

277
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:19,200
-And that's right.
- Yes, that must be true.

278
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:23,720
-Where should we dig?
- Shall we start here?

279
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:29,200
Calm and nice.
It's about finding the right way, here.

280
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:33,040
So it goes in there.
Then it must be this way.

281
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:35,880
Just a moment. You wait here.

282
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,200
Ego!

283
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:37,280
It might be an idea to help
me up. I have found the entrance.

284
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:41,760
- The matter is settled.
-What are we doing? It is full of water.

285
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:45,080
- We have to get diving equipment.
-Of course.

286
00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:48,200
Diving equipment is not cheap.

287
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:53,280
- Then we have to get cuddling.
- Yes, of course, we have to get cuddling.

288
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:56,760
Of course, but there is none
who has cuddling here.

289
00:35:56,920 --> 00:36:01,040
Nonsense.
At least I know one that has it.

290
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:03,200
The bond lip!

291
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:42,800
There it is. Kjell, fast.
Benny holds the lamp.

292
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:44,960
Talc.

293
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:49,840
Gloves.

294
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:56,880
It is
an old Wiig and Wroldsen.

295
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:58,960
Stethoscope.

296
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:07,200
-Hands off.
-Yes, yes.

297
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:32,320
-Is it difficult?
-Keep quiet.

298
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:39,680
It wasn't locked. So stupid.

299
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:16,520
Feel free to sit down.

300
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:24,800
-Sit down, just.
-No, thanks. I'd rather stand.

301
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:29,880
- You're not in pain anywhere, are you?
- No, I feel so good.

302
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:32,760
It was good.

303
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:37,240
I've been thinking about you a bit.

304
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:42,120
I think you are
ones you can trust.

305
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:45,720
Those who can keep a secret.

306
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:48,400
Yes...

307
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:51,880
If this can stay between us-

308
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:56,440
-so I want to tell you
about the general's tax.

309
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:14,880
Jeez, it's flat as a pancake.
How talented you are.

310
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:20,320
I don't know exactly where it is,
but I've been thinking about it-

311
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:25,440
- and then I thought that now
when I have received such a nice visit-

312
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:28,440
-by experts from Oslo-

313
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:33,120
- then you might be interested in
a small business.

314
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:36,360
-But maybe that doesn't interest you?
- Well...

315
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:38,720
We could split fifty-fifty.

316
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:45,400
And if it's capital you lack
then I could delay a little.

317
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:50,360
- But maybe it isn't?
- Well, that...

318
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:55,920
Is there something you are missing?
then I can get it.

319
00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:02,720
Pumps and hoses
we'll probably find it too if we look a little.

320
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:08,360
It works well.
It just needs a little cooking.

321
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:15,400
Jeez, is that a diving suit?
I thought it was a bath toy.

322
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:20,640
- Isn't it dangerous to dive?
- Well, with that old shit.

323
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:25,000
- You can't do that, Kjell.
- Hang up. Hell!

324
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:28,240
- I'm going down myself.
- Phenomenal, Egon.

325
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:35,640
- But now Mats will have half.
-Just wait, everything is under control.

326
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:39,240
We are the only ones who know
where the treasure is.

327
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:19,440
Thanks. Goodbye.

328
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:28,920
- Hi, Karina.
- Hi, Rico. New hair, I see.

329
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:38,480
-Well, did it go according to plan?
- It's getting worse and worse.

330
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:42,360
- It doesn't get easier over the years.
- They have warned Interpol.

331
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:46,320
But they know nothing about
a small town on the coast of Norway?

332
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:52,280
-What a godforsaken place.
- Show some respect, I was born here.

333
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:57,360
I have registered us as married
the hotel, but get no ideas for it.

334
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:10,240
I have put your things here.

335
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:14,560
Come in.

336
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:25,560
Thanks.

337
00:42:25,720 --> 00:42:31,320
Go ahead, Rico. I didn't know
that you were still so fast.

338
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:35,160
Keep me well,
for a man your age.

339
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:41,720
-Are you sure the treasure is there?
-Dad was good friends with the general.

340
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:45,200
-And you know where it is?
-Dad built the bunker.

341
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:50,240
-And then you have to knit.
- We left the country in the spring of 1945.

342
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:54,800
-Why haven't you picked it up already?
- It was my pension insurance.

343
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:57,960
- If necessary.
-And it does now?

344
00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:01,480
I don't fit in mini shorts,
or topless.

345
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:06,080
-On the Riviera, the chances are small.
-How did you come to think of me?

346
00:43:06,240 --> 00:43:10,800
I needed a man.
You're a man, aren't you?

347
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:15,240
You are wanted in large parts
of Europe and wants to the USA.

348
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:21,200
-Married millionaire wives and widows.
-My specialty.

349
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:26,200
You lack capital.
I have acquired all the equipment.

350
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:32,440
You don't stand a chance without me.
Only I know where the treasure is.

351
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:36,120
Get your thumb out now, dammit.

352
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:46,880
Kjell, come on.

353
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:53,120
- But damn it.
-It looks more peaceful now.

354
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:57,520
It must be out on the cape.
There is a long underground passage.

355
00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:02,280
- Come on, we'll try.
-If you insist.

356
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:42,000
-Damn it, it's freezing cold.
-It's not the Mediterranean. Come on.

357
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:50,400
-Don't you think you would...
-Why do you think you are here?

358
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:25,560
-You are in mortal danger.
- Yes, it almost looks like that.

359
00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:29,280
-Are you coming?
- Drive home and change, you.

360
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:34,520
- Then I let myself be arrested.
- No, absolutely not.

361
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:40,240
- I just wanted to draw your attention to...
- That I am in mortal danger.

362
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:43,520
Not here, but up there.

363
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:47,720
-What do you have up there?
-Military secrets.

364
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:52,120
- So exciting.
- Do you think? A little peek, maybe…

365
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:18,560
It's a great view up there.
May I help you?

366
00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:22,640
-Both hands on the ladder, Mr. Major.
- Just a lieutenant.

367
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:37,000
Report!

368
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:40,960
-Nothing to report.
- You are dressed improperly.

369
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:46,360
How could our forces be victorious
if the soldiers turned the cap wrong?

370
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:51,520
Ten kilometer march
in full equipment. Exit!

371
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:55,520
-Beautiful view, huh?
-Very.

372
00:46:55,680 --> 00:47:00,200
It's amazing
so clearly you can see everything from here.

373
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:04,360
Why is the area cordoned off?
Military secrets?

374
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:10,440
-If it stays between us, then...
- I'm not fond of threesomes.

375
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:16,160
-Bring the helmet, now.
-We just have to attach the water hose.

376
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:19,320
The water hose? It's air.

377
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:24,480
- It was good. Or what, Egon?
-Stop talking and hurry!

378
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:41,880
- So there.
-You have to pump all the time.

379
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:44,760
Trust us, we can do it.

380
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:47,080
Close again.

381
00:47:47,240 --> 00:47:50,120
Was there anything else before we close?

382
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:54,880
Wait a minute, wait.

383
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:57,040
So there.

384
00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:59,720
Goodbye, Egon. Nice trip.

385
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:17,120
- Come and pump then, dammit.
-I'm coming, I'm coming.

386
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:05,840
No, no, no. Continue.

387
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,200
Pumpkin. Pumpkin.

388
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:22,920
Now he can't go any further.
There is no more hose.

389
00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:27,160
-What do we do then?
- I don't know that.

390
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:21,880
Ego! Wait a minute, Egon. No longer.

391
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:24,320
Hang in there, Benny.

392
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:27,800
- I knew it would go crazy.
-Egon!

393
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:43,040
Ego, damn it. Come back.

394
00:50:56,240 --> 00:50:58,800
Damn amateurs! Idiots!

395
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:12,400
Crikey. It happened so suddenly.

396
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:16,920
We never get to see him again.
He is dead.

397
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:44,040
So the ammunition storage is there.

398
00:51:54,960 --> 00:52:00,120
Then the gun position must be there
and the command bunker there.

399
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:07,920
Yes, of course.

400
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:14,600
There it is.

401
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:19,720
Oh! No...

402
00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:05,720
- He was a big man.
- He was a universal genius.

403
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:11,080
- Printed in its prime.
- There was nothing I could do.

404
00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:16,120
- It's always the best who die.
-Stop. I can't handle it.

405
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:21,520
How will we manage without him?
What will become of us?

406
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:24,960
- But damn it.
-Yes.

407
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:37,560
-Ego?
- You are real zeros.

408
00:53:37,720 --> 00:53:42,600
Don't destroy my hat.
And take your seat again.

409
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:10,800
Can't we stay with the baker too?
I have promised Kjell to buy cake.

410
00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:16,600
The matter is settled. I have found
the treasure, now we just have to get it.

411
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:19,880
Bingo! Then we stick, then.

412
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:22,440
-Yes, yes.
- No, no.

413
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:26,560
No, it's clear.
First we have to think for.

414
00:54:26,720 --> 00:54:30,160
We have to use explosives.
The treasure is walled up.

415
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:33,040
- I'll arrange that.
- Can you do that?

416
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:39,680
Are you kidding? It's flat out.
It's just a matter of calculations.

417
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:44,720
-Shouldn't we find someone else?
-Okay, but no mistakes.

418
00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:47,680
Trust me.

419
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:51,280
And then there is the journey from here.
It must be done quietly.

420
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:56,400
-You're thinking about Matsen?
-Just. He doesn't need to know.

421
00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:58,360
Bingo.

422
00:54:58,520 --> 00:55:01,480
Bond lip.

423
00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:04,320
Good day, Mats Femøre.

424
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:16,640
But damn it.
Isn't that the blacksmith's little Karin?

425
00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:24,240
It was a bit of a surprise.

426
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:29,000
-Well, you've come home?
-Yes. It was a long time ago, Mats.

427
00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:34,400
-You have changed.
- You have that too.

428
00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:51,920
-Do you have guests?
-Guests? I don't have guests.

429
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:55,920
-They drove away in your car.
-Yes, they.

430
00:55:56,080 --> 00:55:59,400
There are some gentlemen from Oslo
which I have helped.

431
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:05,080
- Then what gentlemen?
-Experts and specialists.

432
00:56:05,240 --> 00:56:11,320
- I have helped them for payment.
-What do you get for it then, Mats?

433
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:15,920
-The general's treasure?
-How can you say something like that?

434
00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:26,360
Little brother! Stop that!

435
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:32,920
- Nice car. Have you met someone rich?
-A few pieces over the years.

436
00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:35,760
- Then you are married.
-No. are you

437
00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:37,320
I?

438
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:41,120
-Who cooks meatballs for you, then?
-Little brother.

439
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:43,480
Are they good?

440
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:47,280
They could have been worse, but they
could have been better too.

441
00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:52,240
- Do you understand what I mean?
-Yes. Phenomenal, Egon.

442
00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:57,040
Nothing can go wrong,
except for the explosions.

443
00:56:57,200 --> 00:57:00,320
-Yes, that would be the only thing.
-Stop now.

444
00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:03,360
I can knock down that wall
with the little finger.

445
00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:09,080
The matter is settled. I arrange tickets.
The flight departs at 17.45.

446
00:57:09,240 --> 00:57:14,160
Benny arranges the car.
Remember that it must be fueled.

447
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:17,880
Kjell makes sure
that Valborg is finished on time.

448
00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:21,160
And when I say done
I mean done.

449
00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:23,880
Yes, yes. I'll probably make sure that...

450
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:28,560
The operation starts
at 12.15 tomorrow. Come again.

451
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:44,400
They look like a bunch of amateurs,
so they must know something.

452
00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:49,440
They might have a plan as to
the bunker. We would need that.

453
00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:55,080
-Are you planning to start?
-I'm sick. It's freezing cold here.

454
00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:58,800
One has his wife with him.
A pretty fancy woman.

455
00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:06,080
I don't know if I dare.
It's almost a shame, too.

456
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,720
It almost tickles.

457
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:30,880
Married women are your specialty.
Now you can keep the talent alive.

458
00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:37,680
-Good day, madam.
-Are you from Jehovah's Witnesses?

459
00:58:37,840 --> 00:58:43,480
We are not interested.
We are members of the state church.

460
00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:47,680
You completely misunderstand, madam.

461
00:58:47,840 --> 00:58:52,320
- How elegant you are.
- Well, like that?

462
00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:56,560
We don't buy anything at the door.
Before you know it-

463
00:58:56,720 --> 00:59:01,400
-then you have a fridge,
vacuum cleaner and lexicon in ten volumes.

464
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:04,600
By the way, we won't have room for that
in the aircraft.

465
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:09,320
- The airplane?
- Yes, we are going out and traveling. Goodbye.

466
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:43,600
-Hello. Do you like it?
- Well...

467
00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:47,440
-Do you want to come along on a trip?
- I prefer Mercedes.

468
00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:51,400
- Jump in. Fast.
- A Browning. Is it genuine?

469
00:59:51,560 --> 00:59:55,480
It can think it is.
And it's loaded. In with you.

470
01:00:09,960 --> 01:00:12,760
-Am I really kidnapped?
-Keep quiet.

471
01:00:17,560 --> 01:00:21,960
-What did you intend to ask for me?
-Shut up, boy. Sit down.

472
01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:25,400
The old men don't have a buckle.

473
01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:40,280
Yes, is that you?
We should have left a quarter of an hour ago.

474
01:00:40,440 --> 01:00:46,000
-I was kidnapped.
- You won't get that. My powder case...

475
01:00:46,160 --> 01:00:48,760
Kidnapped?

476
01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:57,400
-And this is great-grandfather.
-The general?

477
01:01:57,560 --> 01:02:01,280
Not really.
And here's grandpa, a tactical genius.

478
01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:03,920
he saved the Oslo New Theatre.

479
01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:09,880
And then father, incredibly social.
He was called Little.

480
01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:13,240
-He's a general, isn't he?
-Yes, practically.

481
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:21,360
- Is that enough?
- That's probably more than enough.

482
01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:26,800
Relax. Of course that's enough.
It's just right.

483
01:02:26,960 --> 01:02:30,160
The dosage is the most important thing.

484
01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:34,480
Then we have the detonator. So there.

485
01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:38,080
And then we connect them. So there.

486
01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:43,240
And so dad will show you here
how to blast holes in a concrete wall.

487
01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:48,720
So you can get down into the bunker?
That sounds exciting.

488
01:02:48,880 --> 01:02:52,960
- I could have imagined that.
-So?

489
01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:56,040
It is unfortunately
forbidden and dangerous.

490
01:02:56,200 --> 01:03:01,680
I would feel complete
safe if I were with you.

491
01:03:01,840 --> 01:03:06,680
No, it is forbidden for officers
to put oneself in danger.

492
01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:10,320
Just think about it
what the education has cost.

493
01:03:10,480 --> 01:03:13,440
It can't be that dangerous.

494
01:03:14,480 --> 01:03:17,200
Huh? Is it war?

495
01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:19,360
Grandpa fell there.

496
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:25,080
Phenomenal. What a blast!

497
01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:30,480
- Will there be more?
-Oh no. Now you will get to look at holes.

498
01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:40,880
-Benny, can't you come here?
-I'm coming.

499
01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:46,280
- Damn.
- Phenomenal? Dosed and so on?

500
01:03:46,440 --> 01:03:50,160
-I followed the user manual.
-Did you do it?

501
01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:55,960
How stupid I am. It should be
a directional blast.

502
01:03:56,120 --> 01:04:00,520
-And maybe a little bigger.
- Yes, we'll take what's left.

503
01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:04,960
-Shouldn't we rather shut down?
-Oh no. Look here.

504
01:04:05,120 --> 01:04:07,480
No... No...

505
01:04:07,640 --> 01:04:12,240
I suggest
that we evacuate immediately. Huh?

506
01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:17,200
Yes, but... Yes, Colonel.
Of course, I know my duty.

507
01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:21,240
Yes. To the last man. Over and out.

508
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:26,280
No, no more! No more!

509
01:04:33,080 --> 01:04:36,640
No... No!
Now that will be enough!

510
01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:39,920
This is just too badass!

511
01:04:40,080 --> 01:04:44,840
Miserable amateur, lumpeduns,
scumbag, damned snotty kid.

512
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:48,280
You can't even make a hole.

513
01:04:48,440 --> 01:04:51,880
-Egon, damn...
-Hush with you.

514
01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:56,760
- I followed the user manual.
-Quiet, I said.

515
01:04:56,920 --> 01:04:59,760
- Yes, but I just took...
-You are a zero.

516
01:04:59,920 --> 01:05:03,080
You are the biggest zero I have ever seen.

517
01:05:03,240 --> 01:05:06,760
Shouldn't we just go home?
Valborg is waiting.

518
01:05:06,920 --> 01:05:10,400
Valborg. Always that Walborg.

519
01:05:10,560 --> 01:05:16,360
Ever since the first day I have received
hear your private chatter and chatter.

520
01:05:16,520 --> 01:05:19,440
It's just plaintive.
Now it's over.

521
01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:23,720
I'm tired of you.
I'm sick to death of you.

522
01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:38,000
Yes, kidnapped.
A poor defenseless child.

523
01:05:38,160 --> 01:05:42,560
I have found myself in a lot,
but when it comes to the children...

524
01:05:42,720 --> 01:05:48,520
- It's not my damn fault...
- You were the one who brought us here.

525
01:05:48,680 --> 01:05:51,680
Hold the snitch,
you crazy lady.

526
01:05:51,840 --> 01:05:54,320
Are you into this, Kjell?

527
01:05:54,480 --> 01:05:58,480
No, it was a bit mean.
Valborg is not insane.

528
01:05:58,640 --> 01:06:01,120
And where are the millions?

529
01:06:01,280 --> 01:06:05,680
I don't see them, but that
Maybe it's not your fault either?

530
01:06:05,840 --> 01:06:09,760
Were it not for that amateur
and your scum to a man...

531
01:06:09,920 --> 01:06:13,400
That's so typical of you
to blame others.

532
01:06:13,560 --> 01:06:17,040
Just like my sister-in-law's brother-in-law.

533
01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:20,120
Say something, then. Don't just sit and stare.

534
01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:24,120
- No, Valborg...
-Don't try to defend him.

535
01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:29,800
It's his fault we're among them
robbers, kidnappers and Sørlanders.

536
01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:32,520
No, that's enough now. Now that's enough.

537
01:06:32,680 --> 01:06:36,480
I can't find myself in this.
There must be limits.

538
01:06:36,640 --> 01:06:40,920
You can drag where the pepper grows.
You have to manage on your own.

539
01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:44,280
You can kiss me back there so...

540
01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:53,640
And then he just goes. Typically.
Let us sit here by ourselves…

541
01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:57,360
Because you can't handle anything,
your sheep's skulls.

542
01:07:00,840 --> 01:07:05,480
Hi Matsen.
Have you seen Egon?

543
01:07:05,640 --> 01:07:10,120
-Is he missing?
- No, we won't find him, just.

544
01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:13,320
He wanted to borrow a hammer and chisel.

545
01:07:13,480 --> 01:07:18,520
I offered the air drill,
but he had no time to listen.

546
01:07:18,680 --> 01:07:22,480
- Is there something wrong?
- No, no. Everything is under control.

547
01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:28,960
-Where is my car?
- We have it. You will receive it tomorrow.

548
01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:31,840
-Come on, Kjell.
-Hello then.

549
01:07:41,520 --> 01:07:43,840
Little brother! Come here!

550
01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:27,160
There is Egon. Hi, Egon.

551
01:09:27,320 --> 01:09:30,640
-No, don't shoot.
-Stop!

552
01:09:32,600 --> 01:09:36,600
What are you imagining,
you damn frog?

553
01:09:36,760 --> 01:09:39,600
Want to have a blast?

554
01:09:48,400 --> 01:09:50,960
Move on.

555
01:09:51,120 --> 01:09:54,400
Move, I said.

556
01:10:03,160 --> 01:10:08,080
- Now we get the compressed air drill.
-You shouldn't do everything yourself.

557
01:10:08,240 --> 01:10:12,040
- We can help.
- Just tell me.

558
01:10:12,200 --> 01:10:15,840
You direct and we arrange the rest.

559
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:19,560
-You need a beer too.
-Yes, we have them with us.

560
01:10:19,720 --> 01:10:23,520
-Is there something you are not happy with...
- Then you just say.

561
01:10:27,320 --> 01:10:30,320
-Can you forgive me?
-Yes, but Egon...

562
01:10:30,480 --> 01:10:34,760
- Now we don't talk about it anymore.
-Yes. You have saved my life.

563
01:10:34,920 --> 01:10:39,040
- It was so little.
- It was big.

564
01:10:39,200 --> 01:10:42,880
In moments like that you know
who one's true friends are.

565
01:10:43,040 --> 01:10:46,720
-I have not been a true friend.
-Stop now, Egon.

566
01:10:46,880 --> 01:10:52,120
I lose patience and call you
skulls and walnuts.

567
01:10:52,280 --> 01:10:58,000
You're not lousy amateurs, you wretches
claws or slobs either.

568
01:10:58,160 --> 01:11:03,160
You are my friends. Brave, brave,
noble, magnanimous, intelligent.

569
01:11:03,320 --> 01:11:06,760
- But Egon then.
- It's way too much.

570
01:11:06,920 --> 01:11:10,960
I know I can
talk a lot of nonsense.

571
01:11:11,120 --> 01:11:15,600
-Sometimes I'm quite scared.
- I can be a real fool.

572
01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:19,560
-No, you're not.
-Yes, I am.

573
01:11:19,720 --> 01:11:23,880
Okay, then we'll say it.
But I also have my flaws.

574
01:11:24,040 --> 01:11:27,640
- No, you haven't.
- Then we say it.

575
01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:31,640
- Are we good friends again?
-And then we follow Egon's plan.

576
01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:36,880
We stand together, one for all
and all for one. Then no one can beat us.

577
01:11:37,040 --> 01:11:41,960
Same plan tomorrow. I arrange
plane tickets and you a car.

578
01:11:42,120 --> 01:11:44,200
Yes, fueled and ready.

579
01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:47,640
-Kjell has a handle on Valborg.
- Packed and ready.

580
01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:50,080
Then we get started.

581
01:12:19,200 --> 01:12:22,680
-Come on, come on!
-Yes, yes.

582
01:12:26,240 --> 01:12:28,360
What did I say?

583
01:13:21,760 --> 01:13:26,040
-Come on, come on!
-There is no more gas.

584
01:13:26,200 --> 01:13:31,400
-What did you say now?
-Calm, calm.

585
01:13:31,560 --> 01:13:35,080
I have more.
I'm just going to go get it.

586
01:13:41,040 --> 01:13:43,240
Good, Benny. Bingo.

587
01:13:46,240 --> 01:13:49,520
Now I think it starts.

588
01:14:22,320 --> 01:14:25,240
I conduct an inspection round.

589
01:14:25,400 --> 01:14:31,280
Remember that we are fighting
last man It will be you, the 91st. Exit!

590
01:15:24,640 --> 01:15:26,640
Now what is this?

591
01:15:32,840 --> 01:15:35,480
- Old shit.
-Come on!

592
01:15:35,640 --> 01:15:38,920
- We might be able to use explosives.
-Thanks. Continue.

593
01:15:39,080 --> 01:15:42,400
No, no more explosions.

594
01:15:42,560 --> 01:15:46,880
-What was that?
- It must be the grenade.

595
01:15:47,040 --> 01:15:51,320
- Then what kind of thing?
- A large shell came by.

596
01:15:51,480 --> 01:15:54,400
-Nonsense. Continue.
-Listen.

597
01:17:03,200 --> 01:17:07,840
-Thank you.
-No doubt, it must be there.

598
01:17:52,840 --> 01:17:55,720
Phenomenal, Egon.
No problem.

599
01:17:55,880 --> 01:17:59,080
It's an old acquaintance.
Franz Jäger from Berlin.

600
01:17:59,240 --> 01:18:03,160
Then we get started.
Kjell, bring the tool.

601
01:18:04,440 --> 01:18:05,920
Kell?

602
01:18:06,960 --> 01:18:10,240
Where the hell are you? Hell!

603
01:18:17,760 --> 01:18:20,160
Damn it.

604
01:18:20,320 --> 01:18:24,000
It must be shell shock.
We have to get him up.

605
01:19:07,080 --> 01:19:11,600
That's right. A bag of money
and a box of gold.

606
01:19:16,800 --> 01:19:22,040
-How long does a grenade shock last?
- We only have seven minutes.

607
01:19:42,640 --> 01:19:46,120
We take the racing boat.

608
01:20:03,080 --> 01:20:06,000
Damn it! We have forgotten Kjell.

609
01:20:12,280 --> 01:20:13,600
Gas up!

610
01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:42,720
Help!

611
01:21:09,920 --> 01:21:13,160
Come again.
The flight leaves in 37 minutes.

612
01:21:16,560 --> 01:21:20,720
Here we are, Valborg.
Valborg? She is not here.

613
01:21:20,880 --> 01:21:26,360
Huh? Up with you, scumbag!
-Yes, yes. What is it?

614
01:21:26,520 --> 01:21:29,720
-Where is Valborg?
-Isn't she here?

615
01:21:29,880 --> 01:21:33,400
No. That was the only thing
you would be responsible for.

616
01:21:33,560 --> 01:21:37,360
Now I don't understand.
Only nothing has happened to her.

617
01:21:37,520 --> 01:21:40,800
For seventeen. There he comes.

618
01:21:42,600 --> 01:21:46,840
-What will happen to Valborg, then?
- To eat whole Scotch with her. In with you.

619
01:22:44,440 --> 01:22:48,640
- That was it!
-Bingo! Towards the airport.

620
01:22:48,800 --> 01:22:51,760
Well done. The machine runs in 31 minutes.

621
01:23:06,840 --> 01:23:11,160
-What is it now, then?
-It seems to be out of gas.

622
01:23:11,320 --> 01:23:13,080
What are you saying?

623
01:23:13,240 --> 01:23:18,560
I filled it myself, I swear.
Someone must have emptied the tank.

624
01:23:30,440 --> 01:23:36,360
How good that we met you.
Little brother was so kind to pick us up.

625
01:23:43,920 --> 01:23:49,840
Now you should rest properly.
You have been so good and diligent.

626
01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:53,960
-Are we millionaires now?
-Yes, then.

627
01:23:54,120 --> 01:23:57,080
-Not true, Egon?
-13 minutes left.

628
01:24:01,000 --> 01:24:04,800
-Stay! We should have swung!
-Stop, you idiot!

629
01:24:04,960 --> 01:24:09,480
- Little brother probably knows what he's doing.
-Stay!

630
01:24:24,640 --> 01:24:26,640
No, pull me backwards.

631
01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:32,920
I think you can keep it
the money, I'll settle for the gold.

632
01:24:33,080 --> 01:24:36,080
I don't really know...

633
01:24:36,240 --> 01:24:41,240
Money is easier to transport.
They do not smell and should only be changed.

634
01:24:41,400 --> 01:24:46,440
It is worse to get rid of the gold.
It's easier for me.

635
01:24:46,600 --> 01:24:48,600
Yes but...

636
01:24:52,600 --> 01:24:55,840
Yes, okay. Then we say it.

637
01:24:57,720 --> 01:24:59,480
Yes, yes.

638
01:25:04,760 --> 01:25:08,880
Goodbye, everyone.
Thank you for a good cooperation.

639
01:25:09,040 --> 01:25:12,800
- Phenomenal.
- Hello Little Brother!

640
01:25:21,440 --> 01:25:26,080
- Good day, Mats Femøre.
- Yes, it's you, little Karin.

641
01:25:26,240 --> 01:25:31,960
- I thought you had traveled.
- I think I'll stay home now.

642
01:25:32,120 --> 01:25:37,680
I thought it would be
such a pity that you would be alone.

643
01:25:37,840 --> 01:25:42,440
I have gone on a very good one
household school in Switzerland.

644
01:25:42,600 --> 01:25:46,160
-Can you cook meatballs?
-Oh yes.

645
01:26:01,760 --> 01:26:05,000
Okay. Into the car with it.

646
01:26:06,440 --> 01:26:09,280
You better do as he says.

647
01:26:22,200 --> 01:26:26,280
Good boy.
Then I say thank you for me.

648
01:26:26,440 --> 01:26:29,760
Goodbye, Karina.
You got what you wanted.

649
01:26:29,920 --> 01:26:33,520
You know the rules of the game.
Everyone is closest to themselves.

650
01:26:48,280 --> 01:26:52,320
My God! Rico...

651
01:26:53,960 --> 01:26:59,560
-Mats, give him a train ticket.
- You will become an expensive acquaintance.

652
01:26:59,720 --> 01:27:03,120
Yes, but I cook
fantastic meatballs.

653
01:27:28,840 --> 01:27:35,640
- Kjell, that's your third piece.
- We have become millionaires.

654
01:27:35,800 --> 01:27:38,120
It's phenomenal!

655
01:27:38,280 --> 01:27:43,360
-Do we pay tax on the money?
- No one knows that we have them.

656
01:27:43,520 --> 01:27:47,000
Then we are really rich.

657
01:27:47,160 --> 01:27:49,960
-Can't I have one too?
-Bass!

658
01:27:50,120 --> 01:27:53,200
One moment. See here.

659
01:27:53,360 --> 01:27:56,400
It's just like in Monopoly.

660
01:27:57,480 --> 01:28:03,720
-Where did Egon go, then?
- It takes time to switch so much.

661
01:28:03,880 --> 01:28:06,000
Bass!

662
01:28:06,160 --> 01:28:09,840
Even if we are millionaires
can you be a little careful.

663
01:28:10,000 --> 01:28:12,040
Never mind.

664
01:28:16,920 --> 01:28:20,520
I probably thought so. They are fake.

665
01:28:20,680 --> 01:28:22,720
Fake?

666
01:28:44,840 --> 01:28:47,960
I hope Mrs. Hansen
have watered the flowers.

667
01:28:48,120 --> 01:28:53,880
Now it will be nice to come home.
East and West, but home is best.

668
01:30:21,720 --> 01:30:25,720
Translation: Tilda Appelberg
Scandinavian Text Service

669
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Responsible publisher: Kristina Nises




